supamuthafuckinvillain:

blaquezilla:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Bliss

This ruined me.

July  22   ( 233308 )   via   /   source   +

ho-sushi:

freddieboychilton:

it a nicholas cage

i have so many questions but i just can’t

July  22   ( 114253 )   via   /   source   +

internetexplorers:

intensecuddling:

internetexplorers:

boys just needa keep they mouths shut and look cute we dont need em for anything else 

*Cough* that’s fucking sexist *cough*

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July  22   ( 10002 )   via   +

🙌

I’m so West Coast…

I have a superpower !

wish-of-hell:

britcroft:

I can complain about ANYTHING

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July  20   ( 509 )   via   /   source   +

yviees:

I need 6 months vacation, twice a year

July  20   ( 24279 )   via   /   source   +

buckbarrow:

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

July  20   ( 146187 )   via   /   source   +

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

July  20   ( 183515 )   via   /   source   +

notquitephil:

invertedgender:

calling a man a “pig” is literally dehumanising how do some people not think there’s anything wrong with that how

Because chicks, fillies, birds and bitches never get dehumanised. Those vixens always get away with this kind of shit. Especially the heifers, they’re the worst. What cows.

July  20   ( 32154 )   via   /   source   +
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